Scene: Casa de Mitchell, Aidan’s bedtime. Erika is sitting on the bed with Aidan, with a mirror at her back, while Wes washes out a medicine dropper in the adjoining bathroom.
Wes is running water in the sink when Erika catches a glimpse of herself sitting on the bed from behind. She frowns.
Erika: This is just not the best angle for me. I think I look really fat from behind at this angle, don’t you think?
Wes: Yeah, totally
Erika: *Mouth hangs open*
Wes: *Oblivious, continues to putter around the room until he notices Erika’s expression*
Wes: Wait. I wasn’t really paying attention, I have “Stop Calling” stuck in my head. What did I just agree to?
Erika: You just agreed that I look fat from behind.
Wes: Wait, NO!
Erika: I’m SO BLOGGING THIS. *She flies down the stairs to her computer to start typing feverishly while Wes hang his head in chagrin and Aidan eats his feet*
End scene. And also, possibly, Wes’ clean laundry for awhile.