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National {fattening food} Days

Last Friday was National Chocolate Cake Day, did you know that? I didn’t until I was cruising Twitter Friday afternoon. All it took was two innocent tweets and the damage was done: CRAVING.

Wes, dutiful husband he is, went out to procure both dinner and a box of chocolate cake mix. And wouldn’t you know it, that chocolate cake mix cake went SPLENDIDLY with homemade peanut butter buttercream!

Determined to avoid gestational diabeetus, I threw out (most of {ok, fine. Some of}) the leftover cake and made a concerted effort to eat healthier the rest of the week (a very difficult task as Tiny Baby has one HECK of an unrepentant sweet tooth). Then…Twitter happened again.

Today is National Carrot Cake Day! ARG! It should be absolutely no mystery at all what I’d really like to eat right now. No fair! Pregnancy is hard enough without spurring cravings with random national fattening food days!

Sigh.

Happy National Carrot Cake Day, everyone! I hope your pancreas is as forgiving as mine seems to be…

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Sneak Attack Dining

Wes gifted me with a day off on Saturday, to spend however I wished. I opted to do my hair and makeup and then spend time at a coffee shop for an hour, writing and editing, and then meet a friend for lunch and a movie.

(We saw Contraband, for the record, and enjoyed it)

With my hair and makeup still looking so pretty, Wes decided when I got home that he wanted to take me out for dinner. We dropped Aidan off with his grandparents and scooted.

Wes had done a search for the best local restaurants and found an Italian one he wanted to try (you can check out their menu here). When we pulled up, we were a little skeptical.

It was in a strip mall, with a jungle of vegetation outside and neon lights on the windows. It looked…Umm…Like not the kind of place you expect to find really yummy Italian food.

Still, we would not be deterred. We walked in and found a tiny little restaurant crammed full of patrons. We were seated at one of the last empty tables and promptly attended by one of the best waiters I’ve ever had.

Everything we had there was absolutely scrumptious, surpassing our expectations and ensuring we went home with happy bellies stuffed full.

As we left, I looked back at the restaurant. Sandwiched between a Mexican supply store with a display of cowboy boots in the window and a self-service dog washing store, it was completely unassuming. You would never think it was voted one of the best restaurants in that city.

If I had just been walking by, I probably would not have given that restaurant a second thought, and that would have been a mistake.

It just goes to show you…Sometimes eating at shady, rinky-dink places gives you salmonella. But sometimes it gives you the best surprise dining experience of your life.

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Feast or Famine

When Wes and I first got married, I was committed to being a good cook. I had this vague idea of the kind of wife I wanted to be, one who went to school all day and then came home and made a fantastic dinner for her husband. When asked what was for dinner, I would wipe my hands with a kitchen towel and straighten my apron and reply, “Chicken Bouillabaise with saffron rice and a market berry compote for dessert.”

I’d be all poised and unruffled, producing meal after glorious meal in a spotless kitchen while my adoring husband looked on and sipped a martini and thought about how happy he was to have married me.

Part of this rosy little fantasy came true. Even though Wes never did pick up a taste for martinis, I did become a pretty decent cook. I’m adventurous, and will attempt to cook anything once. This led to some epic successes with just enough failures thrown in there to keep me humble.

It also led to Wes and I both gaining around 20 pounds our first year of marriage, but that’s another post entirely.

When I graduated and got a job, I had a lot less time to spend on cooking meals. The more time I spent at the office, the less time I spent in the kitchen. Our fare got simpler.

Then, we got poor and so did our food quality. Did you know that you can feed two adults two meals a day for four days in a row with just one pound of ground beef, a can of olives, a box of pasta noodles, and a jar of pasta sauce? And that they will get heartily sick of eating the same freaking thing over and over and OVER?!

Then, I got pregnant. And stopped cooking. Because food (and especially food SMELLS) are abhorrent when you’re pregnant. Wes took over the cooking, and we discovered he’s a dynamite chef in his own right.

When Aidan was born, we were all optimistic I’d get back in the kitchen like a good housewife. That…Didn’t happen. Did you know it’s hard to cook when you’ve got a baby to care for? Babies are no respecters of menus. Neither are toddlers, now that I think about it.

I’ve recently ventured back to cooking. It all started with homemade chicken noodle soup and then…I couldn’t stop. Eggplant parmesan, borscht, roasted chicken…I’m living in my frigging kitchen and I’m exhausted. And well fed. And happy. But so frigging tired of chopping vegetables!

But that’s just how I roll. Feast or famine. Couch potato or gym rat. Writing novels or not at all.

Sometimes I feel like I need a moderator for my past-times. Then again, let’s be honest. I’d probably never listen to him/her anyway.

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Have You Ever…

…bought a fast food kid’s meal for your kid and then, while they ate the nuggets or burger or whatever, started snacking on the French fries, because they shouldn’t eat all of them anyway, but then you get to the bottom of the carton and realize you ate them all and feel like a mean parent, so then you give them a few stubby little French fry castoffs and tell yourself you’re saving them from fat and crap food but then you hate yourself a little for trying to make yourself feel good about essentially STEALING from a BABY?

Yeah…Uh, me neither. But wouldn’t that be a pretty awful thing to do?

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ARG. Just…ARG.

Or, maybe in a less caveman-esque statement, you can tell yourself that the food you eat on your birthday has no calories, but that doesn’t mean the scale will agree with you afterward.

I gained .2 lbs. last week, leaving me still under 180 lbs. but barely. I’m 179.8, which is basically a grande latte away from 180. So. ARG.

Making matters worse is my brain. My brain is giving up. My brain has decided that less than ten pounds away from goal weight is the same as being my goal weight. My brain is telling me I’m starving all the freaking time, and my brain is a dirty, dirty liar.

For 17 weeks I’ve had the self-restraint of a frigging monk, and now it’s like my brain’s at a Mardi Gras celebration. I keep telling my brain, “Put your shirt down and step away from the scones,” and my brain slurs back to me, “Shhhh.Don’t worry, I know what I’m doing.”

But who has to clean up the mess the next morning? Me. Who schleps out of bed to hit the gym? Me. You always hurt the ones you love. I’ve stretched this metaphor too far.

Thankfully, I still have my calorie counter. My militant calorie counter, which turns red and angry when I go over my calories for the day. Because I’m such a people-pleaser by nature, I can’t not record every single thing I eat (that would be lying!) so I’m still on the wagon.

But I don’t want to be. Never have I wanted to bury my face in a bowl of M&M’s. I can just imagine the smooth, cool feel of the M&M’s against my face, the rush of sugar when I crack their crunchy little shells.

Instead, I’ll sip my coffee, eat a reasonable tuna sandwich for lunch, and think about my author shoot this weekend. Think about how pretty JK Rowling looks in her author photos.

I bet she doesn’t bury her face in M&M’s.

Anyway, if you’re interested in my thoughts on staying on the wagon, head on over to my post on the Fitness Together Sammamish blog. I make a little more sense over there.

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