You guys, I am beat.  Work has been a blizzard of tasks, I’ve been scurrying around all over town, and I’m so tired I can’t even think of a good item to add as the third part of this list.  Blah.

I have ultrasound pictures though!  And a healthy, dancing fetus!  And clean laundry that’s folded and put away!  So I guess even though I’ve been slacking as a blogger this week I’m not completely useless.  I’m getting a lot done at work, but that’s not nearly as cool as folded laundry.

Ugh, I’m too tired to even pretend to be coherent.  I promise I haven’t forgotten that I said I’d share my pictures.  I haven’t.  I even had my very gracious sister in law scan an old photo of me that really showcases the ginormous glasses I used to sport back in the dark days before contacts.

I’ll get to it.  I promise.  Sometime between now and next year, definitely.

Hey, guess what?  It’s been so crazy around here, what with the relentless Pregnancy Files updates, that I completely forgot to mention that I’m skipping town for a few days.  Wes and I are going to go hang out in Eastern Washington for awhile, so the blog will be a bit quiet owing to the fact that I have not a laptop and, as such, will have to resort to telling every inane thing that happens to me to some unwitting family member.

Don’t you just wish you could come too?

The good news is, we’re all caught up to where I am in pregnancy so you won’t have to read through the updates every day.  This also means I’m actually going to have to start coming up with content every day again.  Heh.  I’ll ruminate on that all weekend.  I hope you all have a lovely time doing whatever it is you’re doing.  See you on the flip of the vacation!

(A special note to anyone thinking of robbing us while we’re gone…We have a savage, bloodthirsty dog loose on our property who will not hesitate to devour you where you stand.  Also, our neighbors are watching the house for us while we’re gone.  Because they’re awesome.  So, for your own good, stay away.  Please.)

Hey y’all.  I’m working on a video for work that has to be done by Sunday or the whole fracking universe will implode and we’ll all be left crawling around without limbs and opposable thumbs which will necessitate us having to find other ways to open cans of soup and there will be problems.  I’ll catch you on the flip side for Things That Do Not Suck Thursday.  Which is tomorrow.  Which means this week is almost over.  Which means I’m taking another pregnancy test soon.

Please excuse me while I quell my stomach butterflies of excitement with copious amounts of work.

Oh goodness, I am having such a fun weekend.  I usually reserve my Sunday mornings for writing guest posts and working on my novel but I just had to pop in here and share what kinds of shenanigans I’ve been getting up to.

Friday night was awesome fun.  One of my co-workers has joined the Army and Friday was his last day so we sent him off with a party.  My month-long craving for margaritas was finally satisfied, and I won $200 by drinking more beer at once than I’ve ever drunk my whole life.  It sounds shady, but with $200 sitting on the table I couldn’t pass it up.

My bosses bet me $100 each that I couldn’t drink a full yard of beer (which is about 36 ounces) in four minutes.  Once the yard glass was filled I was certain they were right, but I figured that fortune favors the bold so I decided to give it a shot.  Sure, I never drink beer and sure, I’ve never tried to chug anything before but you only live once right?

I finished the darn thing in 2 minutes 16 seconds.  My bosses were flabbergasted and impressed, and I now have $200 to go clothes shopping with.  I am so. excited.  Sure, it was probably a very silly and unclassy thing to do, but I managed not to belch in front of anyone (I know, I’m probably a freak) and it was easy money.  FTW!

Saturday dawned sunny and warm and I had a strange surplus of energy so I cleaned the house like a fiend.  This place is sparkly clean, and Wes didn’t even have to help me because he was enjoying himself at the Worldview Apologetics Conference.  It felt great to clean the house and give him a weekend off from vacuuming and sweeping (which are normally his jobs).  My back is paying for the cleaning spurt though.

I’m looking forward to spending the rest of this pretty Sunday relaxing on the couch and hanging out with Wes.  I would really like to go shopping for clothes immediately, but I think I’ll wait until after my birthday next month.  Then I can go shopping and it’ll be like my birthday present to myself.

It’s a bit weird to think about going shopping right now, because I have no way of knowing whether I’ll be pregnant next month, or in two months.  I suppose the best way to ensure that I’ll be pregnant soon is to buy a whole bunch of clothes that won’t fit when I get pregnant.  I guess I’d better get shopping then, huh?

I walked face-first into a very lovely surprise this morning: The DIY wedding favor project I worked on for my job was featured on what could arguably considered the biggest blog in the wedding industry!

I bet you didn't know I could be so crafty!

 I came up with the idea and the awesome graphic designer brought it to life!  We took approximately 3,018 pictures, assembled and re-assembled the favors, and generally had a fun time taking pictures and making arts and crafts.  We even staged a fake wedding reception:

Look at all the pretty!

We celebrated this huge accomplishment with bagels, naturally.