As you may have noticed on my Twitter update last night, Wes walked by my computer last night and said, “You have a Christina Aguilera channel on Pandora?”  His voice, tinged with disbelief and rife with judgment, hung in the silence of the house before I replied, “You listen to The Darkness voluntarily?”

I’ve been thinking about this all day and it’s really got me going.  I’ve already shared here that I don’t have the best taste in movies.  Sure, I thought Citizen Kanewas teriffic, but I also think The Day After Tomorrow is ten kinds of awesome fun.  I’ve never been one to pretend I was cool, so why start now?

For example, I hate concerts.  I would love to say that I adore concerts, get a thrill from listening to live bands, get a kick out of being being pressed up against countless hundreds of sweaty strangers; but that’s just not the case.  I also dislike Alice in Chains, The Pursuit of Happyness, and The Beastie Boys.  Can’t stand ‘em.

I’m so not cool it’s painful.

What do I like?  I like Christina Aguilera.  I love Muse.  I adore LostLars and the Real Girlmade me laugh so hard I cried a little.  Queen rocks my socks, and Journey lights up my whole freaking life.  I like bad natural disaster action movies and cheesy power ballads.  I drink my coffee with creamer (the sweet, completely obscuring kind) and I always fasten my seatbelt.  I’m pretty lame and I like it that way.

I’m not an idiot, nor am I a tween girl, but I like Christina Aguilera.  Her voice impresses me, and I think her music’s fun.  She may not fit into the list of bands I normally list as my favorites (like Muse, Radiohead, Damien Rice, Franz Ferdinand, etc.) and her music may not be the best ever in the history of the world, but hey.  I like her.  So there.

Which musicians do you keep locked away with the skeletons in your closet?

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