I’d be thanking my lucky stars that it’s Friday right now, if only I could see them. Alas, my neighborhood has been swathed for two days in the dankest, coldest, most bone-chilling fog you have ever seen and I may never see the stars again. I’d take a picture for you but please see above re: freezing cold fog.

I was outside doing some yard work today and I literally felt like Dementors were going to come gliding around the corner any minute to suck away my sanity and happiness. I decided to beat a hasty retreat indoors to implore my husband to prepare booze for me so that I could hide from the Dementors and think of the happiest memory I have ever had.

Now that we all know how I’ll be spending my weekend, let’s talk about you. How are you planning to spend your weekend?