The following may shock some of you, because it’s real, yo.
Wes and I don’t always agree.
I’ll give you a moment to fan yourself with your lace kerchief before I continue. Do you need a fainting couch? Perhaps some smelling salts? No? Ok, onwards!
Wes and I were chatting while falling asleep the other day when an Issue emerged. Something we didn’t agree on, and now we’re seeking couples counseling via the Internet.
The Issue was over whether or not a poke can be considered a finger punch (you know, like a punch but with just the one finger instead of the whole fist). I’m a strong proponent of the idea that yes, a poke can be considered a finger punch. No one would ever say finger punch over poke, of course, because finger punch is a lot more work to say, but regardless of its expediency I still argue that poke = finger punch.
Wes thinks this is pure drivel. He refused to explain how a poke could intrinsically differ from a finger punch, simply stating that I was being silly and should go to sleep.
I’ll not let this rest, though. I need resolution. So, even though you guys normally side with Wes when we do polls, I’m going to open this up to you to help us decide.