Do you remember that post I did last week wherein I mentioned my gigantic glasses of many years ago? Well, Blanche commented that I can’t very well blog about my ginormous glasses without sharing them, so I did what any good self-effacing blogger would: I scanned me a picture of those suckers and, let me tell you, I am THIIIIIS glad they invented contacts because man. I’m lucky the sun didn’t set me aflame with glasses like that.
Was that enough suspense building? I hope so, because I present to you with the utmost shame and cringe…My 5th grade portrait:
You’re welcome. I hope you all feel better about yourselves today.