Radiohead: In Embarassment

I think my dog’s on ecstasy. He and I are hanging out in my office and he’s just rolling around on the ground and rubbing his face back and forth. He’s licked every surface that he can reach and I can seriously imagine him thinking, “Aw man, this feels great. Mom, dude, you should totally, aw, this bookshelf tastes like dreams! You smell awesome! Come roll around, this carpet is amazing…”.

This is why I shouldn’t hang out with my dog alone while listening to Radiohead. He’s looking at me now with his trademark Mom, seriously, what is your problem? face (as you can see above, he was pretty much born with his patronizing shoes on). What a silly post…

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