Have You Ever…

…bought a fast food kid’s meal for your kid and then, while they ate the nuggets or burger or whatever, started snacking on the French fries, because they shouldn’t eat all of them anyway, but then you get to the bottom of the carton and realize you ate them all and feel like a mean parent, so then you give them a few stubby little French fry castoffs and tell yourself you’re saving them from fat and crap food but then you hate yourself a little for trying to make yourself feel good about essentially STEALING from a BABY?

Yeah…Uh, me neither. But wouldn’t that be a pretty awful thing to do?